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Parents talk while I play my N64.
Mom: I always see people getting pushed around by their kids.
Grandma: You've got to control your kids, man!
Mom: When Irene was little, she pooped on the carpet.
Me: (out of nowhere) OMG THAT WAS ONE TIME.
illegitimateblogger: i ran over your cat i broke my foot i have cancer lets go on a date i took a giant shit
y’all should ask me things. I am so lonely. plz.
When you attempt to look attractive:
oh, btw, i love my followers.
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
faintxgunshot: In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: I started walking the dinosaur a few days ago at school. I regret nothing.