October 2011
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
i would care if any of you committed suicide and i shouldn’t have to reblog a post to make that known
Reblog if you would care if ANYONE committed...
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Parents talk while I play my N64.
Mom: I always see people getting pushed around by their kids.
Grandma: You've got to control your kids, man!
Mom: When Irene was little, she pooped on the carpet.
Me: (out of nowhere) OMG THAT WAS ONE TIME.
September 2011
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illegitimateblogger:
i ran over your cat
i broke my foot
i have cancer
lets go on a date
i took a giant shit
y’all should ask me things. I am so lonely. plz.
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When you attempt to look attractive:
expectation:
reality:
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oh, btw, i love my followers.
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fuck class.
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I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
faintxgunshot:
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
I started walking the dinosaur a few days ago at school. I regret nothing.
