May 2013
cockchomp:
you will not make me feel bad about being quiet you will not make me feel bad about my body you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words you will not make me feel bad about being nervous you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get you will not make me feel bad about being tired...
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magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
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irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
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